i ate my poop when i was a kid...

@ronreyes (4724)
Philippines
March 28, 2007 11:50am CST
Oh yeah! that's one of the childhood memories we all won't forget. The funny thing is, you can't even remember if you really did it and how does it taste like. Grooowwwsss! I don't remember who said this to me but he said that I ate my own poop when I was a kid. According to him, I thought it was chocolate and just sucked it in my mouth directly without hesitation. OMG! until now, the thought of it still gave me goosebumps. Just imagine, one of the most nastiest thing in this world had just entered into my mouth, and into my stomach, and came out as a poop again! I sure hope I didn't ate the poop again, LOL! Gosh, I wish I haven't been reminded with that experience coz it sucks! and will be forever sucks! Grrrr!
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85 responses
• United States
28 Mar 07
Ewww! My mom said when I was a baby, she came in my bedroom to check on me and I was rolling something around in my mouth. She was like, "Shona, what do you have in your mouth?" I wouldn't show her, just shook my head, no. She finally stuck her finger in my mouth and smelled it. She said she nearly threw up! They were like little roly polys! Thank goodness none of my kids have done that, YET!
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
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@vesuvius (1677)
• Philippines
30 Mar 07
Oh my goodness man!!!! That must have been so disgusting for whoever saw that event in your young life... Well anyway, you were a kid then, that's understandable... But dont you know there are in fact a group of people in the Philippines who think eating poop and drinking pee is a good way of detoxifying - these people are all grown ups and I think they really are very serious about their stand!!! How gross is that?!?!?!?!?
@uu4h708 (638)
• Philippines
20 May 07
what part of the philippines is that?? eww.. havent heard of that yet...
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
That's so gross! LOL! :)
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• Philippines
23 May 07
Eww... Really? Haven't heard that before. Kadiri nmn.
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@d00d00 (826)
• Hong Kong
6 May 07
that's really gross! lol.. i think i haven't done that with my poop when i was a kid (at least my parents haven't told me, lol).. and chocolate?! what were you thinking then? lol... i hope your parents brushed your teeth after that.. lol! =) cheers! Ü
@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Hope so. LOL! :)
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@jalbeos (1175)
• Philippines
9 May 07
Ahahahahaha!
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@sjohnson628 (3197)
• United States
6 May 07
LOL ew! I'm sorry you ate that poop just to turn it into more poop! LOL! Do you like chocolate to this day? Or do you tend to stray away from it. Does it give you flashbacks LMBO!
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
I love chocolates. It brings back memories. HAHAHA! :)
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@jalbeos (1175)
• Philippines
9 May 07
Does it got to digestion process again or what? I hope not! :O
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@jalbeos (1175)
• Philippines
9 May 07
go to digestion process, I mean
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@gizmo528 (731)
• United States
6 May 07
Oh my god, that is disgusting!! I'm sitting here as I read the post and I'm wanting to gag. I'm sure that there have been many kids out there that have done this but thankfully, I am not one of those that have. Now, I do know for a fact that one of my cousin's did play and draw art on his walls with poop when he was a toddler. Hahaha, I'm saving that story for the day he gets married and I'll tell his wife. I'm thinking if he played in it then he might have taken a bite to. I'll have to check on that one, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
No Prob! :)
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• Philippines
6 May 07
hey..This is funny..LOL... I agree that this is one of the funniest or the grosest thing a kid can ever do. Its a good thing that it didn't left any side effects on you.
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
I'm glad there's none so far hahaha! LOL! :)
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@jalbeos (1175)
• Philippines
9 May 07
Yeah, really funny! My younger brother did it not me, well, my mother did not mention if I had done that thing. Hahaha!
@pinklilly (3443)
• Australia
8 May 07
Ewww yuk... I remember as a kid my mum was changing my baby brothers Nappy and my older brother came in and had brown chewing gum and put it on the bed Next to where my younger brothers poopy nappy was and then picked it up and put it in his mouth saying mmmmm yummy chewy but I actually thought it really was poo.... I have hung it on him for years saying he ate poo. PMSL.
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
eeeewwwwww! lol! :)
@brendalee (6082)
• United States
6 May 07
I have never been told if I did that or not and honestly, I don't want to know. I used to take care of some kids that did that. I suppose most kids do it.
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Yuck isn't it? :)
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@lucy02 (5016)
• United States
8 May 07
Oooh, If I did that I don't want to ever know about it. lol
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
lol! :)
@Bee1955 (3882)
• United States
8 May 07
Uh oh! - bathroom
My baby sister was very quiet during one naptime and I was watching TV with my father when my 6 months pregnant mother declared she needed a nap and went to her room. My father fell asleep on the couch and I dozed off on the floor with my pillow. After a while this 'smell' made me wake up. My father was still snoring, but it wasnt him. I got up and headed to the hallway and observed my sister smearing something over the wall by her crib. You can guess what it was. She turned to me with a "@hitty" grin and laughed. She reached down into her diaper for another load as I ran into my mother'sroom across the hall. WHen I announced myself to begin telling her what was happening, my mother later told us I said "Uh oh, she got me!" and turned around to show her my sister's bullseye in my back. I'll always remember my father gagging as he lifted my sister and put her in the tub. She had it everywhere, even in her nostrils and patinum blond hair. My mother couldnt bear it in her condition so I kept my sister company in the bathroom giving her a bubblebath while poor Dad washed the walls, crib and everywhere else my sister had pitched gobs of waste with Lysol concentrate. To this day I cannot smell Lysol wihout being reminded of my sister's "redecorating".
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Thanks for sharing your story. :)
@cdparazo (5765)
• Philippines
8 May 07
Ewwww! This is gross but I was told that I my and sister and I did also eat our poop. Gross! really really gross! It's my fahter who told us the story actually. My mother was at work and he was the one at home at that time. He got drunk and fell asleep and when he woke up, me and my sister are rolling in our pooh and got to ate them. Ughhh! Plain and simple gross! I'm sure glad I can't remember any of it.
@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Yucky LOL! :)
@ejayjae (38)
• Philippines
28 Mar 07
I know I was a child before but I swear, I didn't treat the poop as a chocolate. Not even in my wildest dreams! That's a weird one, though.
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Yeah it is weird! :)
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• Croatia (Hrvatska)
30 May 07
i ate rocks. i dont know what was i thinking i just put them in my mouth.
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• Philippines
9 May 07
hahahaha! pooop!? i never had one of those when i was a kid. although i remember tasting quite a few stuff before.. like soap bar tasted bitter and bubbly. candle was waxy and tasteless. clay.. i hate clay, it tasted rough and salty..yuck and it even has this weird smell.. perfumy smell. lip gloss tastes nice, especially the fruit flavored one, my best friend let me taste it because it was fruit based. and i also bit the lipstick, it tasted sticky and uh.. no taste at all. i think this were just a few of the items i tasted. but i know there's more. hehe just can't remember them.
@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Oh yeah! I also remember tasting the lipstick of my mom before. Heehee! The taste sucks! :)
• Philippines
6 May 07
you have been one nasty kid... did you???... lol.. heehehe
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Maybe! Heehee! :)
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• Canada
8 May 07
YARG!!!!! Yea, I think I can understand why you blocked out that particular memory. Kids will try just about anything...then again they have to, to see what's disgusting and what isn't. Evidently that one was so gross that you blocked it out. Heck, I'm going to have to block out the memory of reading this discussion and replying to it, right after I earn a penny or two by responding to it. LOL EEEWWWW!!!!!
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Heehee! You're funny! Thanks for the laugh! :)
@LittleMel (8742)
• Canada
7 May 07
ewww YUCK! that's just disgusting I can't imagine you did that LOL It can't be true, do you really believe this person? how old were you back then? maybe you were a baby Still that's the grossest thing I've ever heard!
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Heehee! :)
• United States
7 May 07
wow.i don't think i'd admit that if i did it LOL can't say i've done that,but i did get a whistle ball stuck up my nose as a kid.finally sneezed it out-shot like a bb pellet. i have no idea why i did that. seemed like a good idea to a 3 year old,i guess LMAO
@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Heehee! :)
@KATRINKA (1624)
• United States
6 May 07
Thanks for your confession. Because memory is strongly linked to smells and tastes, do you feel like gagging when you smell poop? Can you eat chocolate now? You're not the first or only toddler who has done that. I know someone else who ate his poop, also thinking it was chocolate. Come to think of it, he doesn't eat chocolate now.
@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Heehee! We're different. I still love chocolates. Heehee! :)
• Philippines
6 May 07
I ate a hotdog sandwich straight right from a trash bin, but i never did take my poop. that's totally gross! I still remember how my mother totally got mad at me seeing me swallow that hotdog sandwich i got from the trash bin. she was so upset because she was so embarassed back then. It's as if she didn't bought me enough food. :)
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Heehee! Thanks for sharing your experience with the trash bin. :)
@JessyBlue (536)
• United States
7 May 07
LMAO! If you were to ever get lost in the forest or somewhere, as long as you have the ability to poop, you would for sure be just fine. Though you'd have to find water , which yeah you could also make your self {that's so messed up}. Kids do silly things, but they are just learning and exploring. I ate grass and dirt when I was a kid, and I cant remember what it taste like either, but yeah that doesn't make me want to do it again to find out ehh, thank goodness we have the ability to learn from what we do.
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@ronreyes (4724)
• Philippines
24 May 07
Oh yeah! :)
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