Beer Power

@RobinJ (2501)
Canada
March 28, 2007 8:38pm CST
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes. By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and said. (Wait for it)(It's comming)(Ya ready?) (Don't hate me) (Ya gonna hate me) (Take a deep breath) * "He shoulda quit while he was a head!"
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5 responses
@moonmagick (1458)
• United States
29 Mar 07
I hadnt heard that one in a while either. It is funny though, in a warped way. :)
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
29 Mar 07
Oh my gawwwd. I haven't heard this one in years. Thanks for the laff and memory. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
29 Mar 07
OMG!! That is absolutely warped, but so hilarious! I got a really good giggle out of that one. Thanks hon.
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@weemam (13377)
1 Apr 07
I really enjoyed that lol , you know Robin I love a joke that I can share with the family , I hate when someone tells me a funny ( dirty joke) and waits for me to laugh , I do not appreciate them , I will send this one on to my granddaughters they will both appreciate it and pass it on to their friends , thanks again pal xx
@weemam (13377)
16 Apr 07
Thank you so much for the best response pal , meant a lot to me xxx
@grayangel (274)
• United States
29 Mar 07
lol that was funny, good joke.
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