This is absolutely hilarious!!!
March 28, 2007 9:40pm CST
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a-- to search the entire room for the t.v. remote because they refuse to walk to the t.v. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh youjust want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their a--es! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved'! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short." What the he--? Life is the longest d--n thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba--?
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29 Mar 07
This is so funny because I don't think there is anybody out there who doesn't have to deal with at least a few of these things at least once or twice a day. Maybe more. If any of these things happen to me again, after having read all this stuff I'll probably bust out laughing.
29 Mar 07
hey hey that is!!! well I agree to you in many a cases because the types of behaviors you mentioned are indeed quite common and at the same time quite irritating too.... I mean i have seen so many people who talk becasue they want to --- wo ask because they want to show that yes we are present here... I mean why? Why the hell do you have to show that you are there, when i already can see you....so all those real life bloggers stop blogging onto our brains anymore please!!!
29 Mar 07
really funny i like it. nice then other. i also have a joke. I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune. So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine-month-old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.