Best Joke?

Well the best joke I like is something that I heard here in my lot itself, I don't remember what discussion it was in or who told it, all I remember is laughing out loud. So, to the person who posted this joke in another discussion, sorry I don't remember who you are and please don't get mad at me for using your joke because I like it a lot, and this is a discussion about the best joke I've heard. "A Texan guy is walking along and he sees a Mexican guy pissing at the side of a building. He asks the Mexican "Don't you Mexicans wash your hands after you pee?" The Mexican says, "Senor, we Mexicans don't piss on our hands".

number of words donnie was trying to show his girl that woman talk too much more than men. to prove his point he showed her a schlarly study that showed men,on average,use about 1,500 words per day as opppsed to woman who use at least 3000 susie,his girl

Dear friend i have joke hope u like it. A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this 'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning sir , your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take my Responsibility towards the child. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again..........!"

I think old jokes are still very good and the simpler the better. Puns are really clever. The thought process in these is better than the answer so read slowly. Ones I enjoy are: What is brown and sticky? ......... A stick Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? ........Because if it didn't it would fall over! They aren't belly laughs just really stupid and show how versatile the English language is.