5 questions for men or women

David cassidy is a guy - Would I ask him these five questions??
@mssnow (9493)
United States
March 30, 2007 5:13pm CST
If you a woman, what five questions do you have for men? if your a man, what five questions do you have for women?I'll go first. Since I'm a woman, I'll ask for the questions for the guys. 1. Why don't you like to ask for directions when lost? 2. Why do you have to control the remote control? 3. Why are sports more important than me? 4. Would you bring me flowers on our first date? 5. Do you have a great sense of humor? Ok I know this can be taken the wrong way by some. but its all in fun. So lets have at it. Give it your best and just know its for fun not to be taken serious at all.
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• United States
30 Mar 07
Can I preface this by saying that, like you, these are all in good fun... :-) 1.) because we're always right 2.) because we want to watch TV 3.) i've liked my sports teams longer 4.) only if you pay for dinner 5.) jim carrey and I are buddies. lemme see... 5 questions for women... hrmmm 1.) What's with the soap operas? 2.) Why can't you get into sports? 3.) Musicals? really? (two questions, i know) 4.) what's with the makeup? 5.) why can't you ever order your food at a restaurant quickly? (hehe... floudering, I couldn't think of a 5th one)
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
30 Mar 07
LOL So I have to buy dinner to get flowers?/ interesting. lol Ok my answers to you 1. Soap operas go with romance 2. ewwww sports lol 3. Musicals are fun to watch 4. We want to look pretty 5. Its hard to decide with so many choices. And I have to watch my figure so I don't get fat.
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• United States
30 Mar 07
1. It is nice to see someone have more problems than myself. 2. Boooorrrring, really boring!!!! Then again, football...cute butts. 3. Music goes with the colors, really it does. Especially, since I am looking through rose colored glasses to see you. 4. That is my disguise. I am hiding from my husband to see you. 5. Aaahhh, you did not take me to a "fast food" restaurant so I am allowed to take my time.
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@lpetges (3036)
• United States
31 Mar 07
questions for a man 1-why do the races matter more than going out? 2-is it that important to squeel your tires? 3-why don't you like to put the roll of toilet paper on the holder? 4-why don't you like to go clothes shopping? 5-why can't you go to a chick flick?
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@Denmarkguy (1845)
• United States
31 Mar 07
1. I DO ask for directions when I lost. I don't LIKE being lost, therefore I ask for directions, so I can be FOUND, instead. 2. I don't. Here, have at it! 3. They aren't-- my sports watching is limited to the Olympics and World Cup Soccer... each of which take place every FOUR YEARS. 4. I MIGHT, if we already somewhat "knew" each other (by phone, or email) and I had at least SOME sense of what you liked. 5. EVERYBODY has "a great sense of humor," in their own mind. Some people think I'm pretty funny, though. All in fun, here are my questions for the ladies: 1. Do you REALLY believe that practically taking a bath in some trendy perfume makes you sexier? 2. How can gush and giggle when you meet some "friend" at the mall, and five minutes later turn to me and say "Gosh, I HATE her!?" It seems dishonest. 3. Why do you believe I must be "thinking about something" ALL the time? 4. Why do you complain so much about men "being MEN!" but when you meet men who DON'T do the steeoypical stuff that irritates you, they are not "real men" in your eyes? 5. How on earth do you GET from my comment that Jennifer Aniston is sexy to "You don't LOVE me anymore???" Thanks for an entertaining discussion!
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Ok Ill let some of the other ladies answer this one lol
@dlkuku (1936)
• United States
31 Mar 07
1. Since I am a shower person and where very little perfume, it gags me, I don't understand that concept either. 2. Because we can't tell someone to their face that we hate them, that would be horrible. Besides we're good at 'faking it'. ROTF 3. Excuse me for thinking you may have a thought in your head, especially when you have that look of concentration in your eyes. I guess it's just gas then. LOL 4. Because what else is there to do, really, except complain about our men? 5. Because we need our self esteem boosted every minute of the day, and when men ogle or make comments about other women, it's a huge hit to our ego. If you must look at another woman, then you don't want to look at us anymore, so therefore you must not love us.
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• United States
31 Mar 07
1. Nope. That would make me sneeze my head off. I typically use a little lotion that matches the scent of whatever smell the soap I used was. 2. I don't gush or giggle. And if I see someone I dont like, I avoid them. On the off chance I encounter someone I dont want to talk to, I am polite, but try to keep it short. I cant give a good reason why I complain about having to play nice though. Its just the way it is. :) 3. Because my mind never stops, so I figure everyone elses must be running too. And when you are sitting there with grumpy expressions on your face, we assume that something must have put it there. 4. Because, being men, you are going to do something that irritates us. It doesnt matter which type of man you are. There is no such thing as the perfect man. We will always want to improve something. 5. I have 3 little letters for you. P M S
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@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
30 Mar 07
Right so I get your questions being a man LOL ok here goes 1 I do ask questions when I am lost and I'm not afraid to ask for help, rather than waste more time driving around and wasting petrol! 2 Because I am in charge of programmes in my household 3 I hate sports with a passion so anyone or anything would be far preferable to sport in any way 4 Flowers on a first date? Nah I'm not romantic, besides shouldn't the woman bring the flowers 5 Yes I have a great sense of humour, if not wild at times. It is one of my great qualities about wolfie x
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
30 Mar 07
No flowers again sheesh. I knew you had a great sense of humor. but wheres your questions for us.
@wolfie34 (26793)
• United Kingdom
30 Mar 07
D'oh sorry LOL Five questions for all you lovely ladies 1 Why do you spend so much time putting make up only to spend ages taking it all off again at the end of the night? 2 Why don't you accept that men can work in childcare? 3 Grow horribly long finger nails, they are horrible to see 4 Wear stilettos, they must be so damn uncomfortable? 5 Wear overpowering scents which can be suffocating at times?
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
30 Mar 07
1 Why do you spend so much time putting make up only to spend ages taking it all off again at the end of the night? again we like to look pretty in the day but we don't have to look pretty in the dark. 2 Why don't you accept that men can work in childcare? I do accept that lol If your not Michael Jackson 3 Grow horribly long finger nails, they are horrible to see Oh Wolfie my fingernails are beautiful they are over and inch long right now. 4 Wear stilettos, they must be so damn uncomfortable? I don't wear any high heels its too hard to walk lol 5 Wear overpowering scents which can be suffocating at times? I wear very little perfume usually I use a bath soap that has A nice scent to it. And its not over powering.
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Okay, since I'm a guy, I'll anwser your questions first. 1. I used to deliver pizzas, I can find any place I'm looking for. 2. Because I dont like seeing 10 seconds of every channel that we have just to here about how theres nothing on. 3. Well, its not that there more important, but a football game last three to four hours and there are only 16 games a year + playoffs if applicable and we can see you anytime. 4. Of course I would bring flowers on the first date. 5. Some would say that I dont take life seriously enough, I think that kinda means I have to much of a sense of humor. Lets see, 5 questions for you 1. Why all this talk about equality until something heavy needs to be moved? 2. Why is it always our fault that your having your time of the month? 3. Why do you get so teary eyed during girlie flicks? I mean its just a movie and you already now how its going to end. 4. Why is it no matter how good you look, you always think your getting fat? 5. Why is it that women have worked so hard over the last 40 or 50 years to sisafy men and now that we're more of what you were trying to achieve, you complain that there arnt any real men
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
1 Apr 07
LOL Ok you can take me out lol yay i finally found a guy to Bring me flowers lol OK ill answer your questions 1. Your bigger and stronger. I only want to be equal when it comes to same work same pay. 2. I never blame a man for that 3. Its just so emotional i can cry just thinking about it. 4. because i am. see pinches some fat around my arm. lol 5. I usually go for the ones who don't act like real men. I like the nerds and the geeks. So when ya gonna pick me up?? lol
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Well, lets see, I guess Clackamas isnt really that far. Just one problem, your page says your only 7....lol
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Thats to trick people. lol I saw in a discussion you are maried. Now what would your wife think?? if you want to know my age Im me and I'll tell ya. lol
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@rica_12 (93)
• Philippines
31 Mar 07
1) why some man cheated on his girlfriend? 2) why all guys like basketball? 3) what makes you turn on to the girls? 4) what makes you turn off to the girls? 5) how do you if girls want you? ahehe..this simple question to the man out there..lol...
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
thanks im sure the men are wondering about what questions we would ask them lol
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• Philippines
31 Mar 07
i thought i havent misunderstood your question cause some other person answer your question and some write a question as you said,..anyway thanks for the comment..no i know im not wrong..ahehe..take care ..i add you as my friend can i?
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
sure you can add me
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@bad1981 (799)
• United States
31 Mar 07
For men: Why do you males think with your butt? Why dont they get simple requests as just that? Why do you always say you dont understand women? What do you like most about a female? What is the worst thing you have ever done to a woman?
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
come on guys answer these questions.
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
1. I dont think with my butt, I think with my little head. 2. not sure what your asking. 3. Well, I guess I understand women about as much as women understand me. 4. Personality 5. about 15 years ago I cheated on my ex wife
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
2 Apr 07
I think she is asking for number 2. if we make a request to you, why you dont you understand it and act on it. I think you think with your butt. lol. J/K
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@dlkuku (1936)
• United States
31 Mar 07
For men: 1. Why do you think the Three Stooges are funny? 2. Why do you like scifi or the history channel so much? 3. How can you watch the same lame movies over and over and over again? 4. Why can't you seem to find anything when I tell you exactly where I put it? 5. Why can't you put dishes in the dishwasher?
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Oh Number five is good. Thanks for sharing
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
I agree this guy is pretty funny :)
@Angelinka (1411)
• Italy
31 Mar 07
hha very nice discussion i am a girl so i would like to ask some questions guys: 1.why do you want to make love with every beautiful women you see? 2.Why you cant learn to pee in the toilet in straight way? 3.Why you are not crying when you see sentive movie? 4.Why you allways say that girls talk too much when for real you talk even more? 5.Why you allways tell everything what happends in your bendroom to your buddies?:) thats it for now.who is going to answer to my questions?:)
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Hopefully some one will soon. Thanks for the comments and questions
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@crackhead (1826)
• India
31 Mar 07
My answers to angelinka questions. 1) Because there are very less beautiful women. 2) Cause you are watching me pee which i dont like. 3) Since you are crying by my side, How do you think i will cry? 4) Girls talk to much, to proove it we have to. 5) hahaha .. thats the right place where we bow down to you ;)
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Okay, here are my answers 1. If I wanted to make love to every ugly girl I see, whu would I be talking to you? 2. Well I offered to let you hold it for me. 3. I do, I'm just crying on the inside. 4. Awww c'mon, I dont really talk that much, do I? 5. We dont, just the good stuff and then we make stuff up to!
• China
31 Mar 07
My girlfrend once ask me a question:when i and your mather drop into a river at the same time ,who would you save first? And i just didn't know how to answer...
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
LOl that would be a hard choice for anyone. Would be like asking her to choose between you or her dad to save. its not a fair question for anyone.
• Malaysia
31 Mar 07
If I were a guy, I will send both my mother and my girlfriend to swimming lesson. I pay!!
• Canada
31 Mar 07
the way you answer that question is to say "that would be the hardest decision of my life, and I would save both of you, or die trying. I couldn't bear to lose both of you" She basically wants to hear how much you love her. Just tell her how much, and let it go.
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• United States
31 Mar 07
1.Why do you have selective hearing? (My husband only hears what I don't want him to!) 2. Why do you leave your dirty laundry on the floor next to the hamper? 3. Why do you keep saying we need toliet paper when we still have six rolls left? 4. Why do you make me read the small print instead of getting glasses? 5.And last but not least, why do you ask me where something is when you were the last one to use it?
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
lol since i cant read small print either. It wouldnt help to ask me to read it. Thanks
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
1. Well, your the one that keeps saying that we're just like the kids. 2. The hamper is to full, it cant hold any more. 3. Its not in plain site. 4. Because your wearing your glasses 5. Didnt you see were I left it?
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@stella1989 (2274)
• India
31 Mar 07
lol...Hey......!!nice discussion girl!!! ok my questions for MEN.. (1.)What makes you think that You are the smartest? (2.)Are girls that easy to get! for you? (3.)Are you not figure conscious too??(admit it.!!) (4.)Why do you jump in to pay all the date bills? (5.)Why do you like jeans a lot? lol......
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Thanks, I thought it would be fun :)
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
1. This one seems to come up alot so I'll just say that I am what I am. 2. I'm here....right 3. Sure, but its not the most important thing in my life. 4. It helps our ego to be able take care of you. 5. They're comfortable
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@moonmagick (1458)
• United States
31 Mar 07
I love this discussion! SO much fun. I will definately keep coming back to see what else is added. :) And by the way, sorry for the double post. I swear my mind was playing tricks on me. Ok, for the men. 1. Why do you think when we are already angry with you, picking on us is going to help? 2. Do you purposely ask us a question that we just gave you the answer to when we were talking ten minutes before, just to annoy us or is your memory really that bad? 3. Do you really think we aren't going to catch you when you lie about anything? 4. Are you aware that when you borrow our vehicle and change all of the settings, (radio, seat position, steering wheel position, etc) and dont bother to put them back, we often contemplate backing over you when you are putting something in the trunk and we are behind the wheel? I mean really, if you know how to change them, surely you know how to change them back. 5. How is it that you cant smell really horrible smells (like the cat litter box, or a dirty diaper) when you are alone, but the second we walk in you become very busy while noticing the odor, and asking us to take care of it?
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Thats ok and thanks for posting. I like the fact that you answered others as well. :)
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Lets see, I'll give it a try. 1. we're just trying to lighten the moment a bit 2. Our memory isnt that bad, we just wernt paying attention the first time 3. I'm not sure about this one, the last time I truely lied to my wife was about 7 or 8 years ago( although there have been a few things I have neglected to tell her about). 4. sure we know how to change them back, but we cant really remember exactly where they were(and if your going to have to change it back anyway, why even try) 5. Because you didnt call ahead of time to let us know you were coming.
• India
31 Mar 07
for women??????? 1. y do u over react to pitty issues? 2. will u marry me????? 3. are u a virgin??? 4. y dont u understand my feelings??? 5. y should i always say sorry and bend???
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• United States
31 Mar 07
1. Because that is our right. 2. Nope. Every time I say yes to that question, I end up regretting it. (2x now) 3. Can't even lie about that. I have posted too many discussions about my baby. 4. Because none of you come with a manual, and if you did, it would probably be in a language undecipherable by women. 5. Because that is the law of nature. We are forgiving of many silly things men do, it is only fair that they should return the favor.
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• Canada
31 Mar 07
1. y do u over react to pitty issues? To us, they are not petty but very serious 2. will u marry me????? no I'm already married and I don't know you. 3. are u a virgin??? No 4. y dont u understand my feelings??? Because you won't tell us what they are, we women are very open with ours and wear our hearts on our sleeves, we tell people how we feel constantly and openly, men don't. 5. y should i always say sorry and bend??? you don't have to, just tell us how you feel.
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• United States
31 Mar 07
I have some questions for men, I just want everyone to know that i'm happily married to a wonderful military man. 1. Why do you think that you know everything? 2. Why is it so hard for you to be spontaneous? 3. When we say come here, why do you say "What"? 4. How can you stand to wear the same socks for 2 weeks? 5. Why is it that you can find us sexy, even when we look like crap? I think those are some good ones, hope you think of some good answers men.
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
congrats on being happily married. Thanks for the questions.
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
1. You mean you think theres something I dont know? 2. Just the way my mind works-everything is planned before it starts 3. Learn to speak up more often and we wont ask you to repeat yourselves 4. I change my socks everyday, they all just look alike/ 5. You could never look like crap-why do women always say they look like crap just because they havnt put any make-up on or done their hair.
@royal52gens (5380)
• United States
30 Mar 07
My 5 questions for the men: 1. What do you mean you have extra pieces and parts left over? I thought you put it back together the way it was when you started. 2. Did you take the trash out? 3. We are broke and can't pay the rent. And you went to the auction, why???? 4. You bought a chandelier at the auction, why?? (we already had a chandelier) 5. You wanted a dog. Did you feed the dog??
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
30 Mar 07
rofl, Those are all great. I especially like the first one lol
• United States
30 Mar 07
here goes nothing... :-D 1.) beacause I am so resourceful as a man that i didn't need to use so many parts 2.) no... i'll get around to it before trash day 3.) might as well use the money for something since we can't pay rent 4.) the better to see you with, my dear 5.) you never said I had to feed it...
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• Philippines
7 Apr 07
For women 1. How many accessories do you have? 2. When was the last time you had your shopping? 3. How was the gossip going? 4. How many strands of your hair have you loose while combing? 5. Have you eaten too much this day?
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• United States
7 Apr 07
1. Not many at all. I dont wear many accessories because of my son. 2. Yesterday. I go shopping every day pretty much, just to get out of the house 3. Eh, dont really gossip. So, I guess it's going well 4. A lot. I constantly believe I am going bald. 5. Nope, just right. I'm not really an overeater though
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• Philippines
31 Mar 07
1. why do you always think you're right 2. why d'you think you're smart..even though your not 3. why do you make fun of some women 4. have you tried putting some make-ups? 5. have you felt the way we feel??
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
3 Apr 07
1. I dont always think I'm right, I'm just waiting for someone to prove me wrong 2. How do you know how smart I am? 3. I dont make fun of anyone 4. As a matter of fact, I have 5. I dont know, how do you feel?
@Tatsuya (1149)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Since I am a woman, here are my questions... feel free to respond guys... 1. Why do you insist that I take care of you when you're sick, but you won't when I am? 2. Why do guys my age (23) not want to date a single mother? 3. Why do you drink so much? 4. Would you date me? 5. Are you loyal? Anyone feel free to respond.
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@twils2 (1812)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Let see, this is more fun than I've had on mylot in quite a while, here it goes. 1. I try to take care of my wife when shes sick, but I'm not the nurse she is. 2. Guys your age probably arn't ready for an instant family 3. I havent had a drink in 10 years 4. If I was younger and single and in your part of the country, I would definetly consider it. 5. I'm very loyal to my wife-lets just say been there-done that-signed the papers with my ex
@20031969 (934)
• India
31 Mar 07
my five question for women is :- 1. Why women are jealous to see others household goods. 2. Why women hides her age and income by saying lie. 3. Why women keens to purchase jewellery and bangles. 4. Can women be stronger than men physically in future. 5. Why women is so kind hearted, soft spoken, devoted to sacrifice etc. please give me reply. thanks.
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@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
I think there is a lot of diversty in these questions. Thanks for asking. I'm sure someone wil answer you.
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@junior07 (974)
• India
31 Mar 07
since i am a man i have to ask these five questions: 1.why always man initiate the feeling? 2.are women always innocent? 3.why they couln't express clearly what they want? 4.why they are so proudy? 5.what things made them happy?
@mssnow (9493)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Nice questions. ill let someone else answer these.
• United States
7 Apr 07
1. For me the man doesn't always have to initiate. I am more than willing to do so 2. Definitely not 3. I do express myself clearly, you just generally aren't paying attention 4. Its called self confidence 5. Lots of things, love, honesty, respect, family, the small things, the list would be endless.