Kiss this

@raydene (9875)
United States
March 30, 2007 9:56pm CST
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow." "We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone." "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." "And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
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15 responses
@ElicBxn (60007)
• United States
31 Mar 07
LOL Believe it or not, I have a friend that kissed it, well, at least touched it, it is hard to kiss.
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Wow,I'd be happy just to get there! Thanks
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@kathy77 (7488)
• Australia
31 Mar 07
Oh wow what kind of strange woman would do this to complain about anything and everything the people around her must get extremely bored with her complaining all the time. And luckily the man had only sat on the blarney Stone otherwise the woman may have been sitting on him.
@raydene (9875)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Oh I have known people like that...When I see them I usually try to get busy doing something so I have an excuse not to talk!
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
31 Mar 07
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year." The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole. The guyssaid "What's that board for?" The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this." They said "No way! We've sworn off women for life!" The trader said," Well. take the boards with you, and if you don't use themI'll refund your money next year. "Okay," they said and left. Next year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year." The trader said, "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?" "Yeah" said the guy. "Where is he?" asked the trader. "I shot him" said the guy. "Why?" "I caught him in bed with my board."
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@mummymo (23709)
31 Mar 07
pmsl - have heard that before (when I lived in ireland) but think it is so hilarious - how to be rude whilst being polite! xxx
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• United States
31 Mar 07
Hahaahahahahhaha! OMFG that is hilarious! One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him. "She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said. After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number. "She leaves her name," was the reply. After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on. "How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked. "L-O-W C-E-L-L"
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• United States
31 Mar 07
What a great joke. i bet next time she will think twice before she complain's about every thing and any thing. there is people like that every where who spoil the fun for every one. they can't enjoy the trip because of that one person who is complaining about every thing. :):) :)
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• United States
7 Apr 07
Thank's for the best response. you do tell great joke's, you must have a joke book and you just look them up. keep them coming, they make my day or night depend's when i get on MyLot. i will keep looking for more of your discussion's in the coming day's. :) :) :)
• United States
31 Mar 07
hhahaha, another good one. These are so good. I really do enjoy them. Yu get a ++ once again my dear. Keep them coming.
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@Randallm (22)
• Afghanistan
31 Mar 07
lol that is pretty good i am going to create a monument that people will have to kiss and i will sit on it lol
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@tinkutr (382)
• India
31 Mar 07
hi hi hieee . Wher u get these?
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@junior07 (975)
• India
31 Mar 07
good joke.
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@Bell88 (370)
• Malaysia
31 Mar 07
Lame. but i like.
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@alen0224 (528)
• China
31 Mar 07
Haha... Rather a funny joke, I think. Thanks for sharing. A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handy woman. She rang the doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door. She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied," Well, actually, we need the porch painted--how much do you want?" Julie said she felt $50 was fair. He replied," Ok, the ladders, paint, and other tools you need are in the garage." When the man closed the door, his wife, who had overheard the conversation asked him," $50?! Does she realized that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied," She must have, she was standing right on it." About 45 minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the man is surprised to find Julie there. She tells him that she's done, and states that she even had enough paint to do two coats. As the man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Julie says," Oh, and by the way, that isn't a Porsche-it's a Ferrari."
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@navtech (1776)
• India
31 Mar 07
It was nice to read your discussion. It is joke only. Some women and even man has the inherent (you can call it manufacturing defect) habit of complaining against anything. It is like pathological liar; these people are congenital complainers. I have seen many people including one of my friend who is a man used to complain while travelling on auto for few minutes stating this "auto Rickaw" is too dirty and so on so fourth. We cannot change them but we have live with them.
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@lightningMD (5937)
• United States
31 Mar 07
thanks for the laugh...i have definetly met a few people like this...
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@horsesrule (1962)
• United States
31 Mar 07
This is a good one, I hadn't heard it before. There's so many people I would like to say that too! LOL Thanks!
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