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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' Said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times? 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 ! was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. ...... God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!' 'Good,' said the husband, 'but, why?' 'You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!'