Finally!

@Katlady2 (9920)
United States
March 31, 2007 9:01pm CST
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' Said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times? 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 ! was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. ...... God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!' 'Good,' said the husband, 'but, why?' 'You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!'
4 people like this
6 responses
@gabs8513 (48716)
• United Kingdom
1 Apr 07
Oh Kat this is so funny lol I love it and I guess she is right lol
2 people like this
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
2 Apr 07
LOL! I sent it to my former boss, who is the general manager of a tax office. I haven't heard back from him, so I don't think I got into his good graces with my warped sense of humor! LOL
1 person likes this
@paidreader (5151)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Hello Katlady2! You actually made me LOL with this one. Thanks for posting it. I intend to print out a copy to take with me on vacation. I think this is one the whole family would enjoy now that they're all a little older. :)
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
1 Apr 07
LOL. I hope they like it too.
1 person likes this
@weemam (13377)
28 Apr 07
OMG , I was eating a choc ice and chocked , My hubby was asking what was wrong but I couldn't read this out to him lol , brilliant pal that was a good laugh xxxxxx
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
29 Apr 07
ROFL! Well I'm glad you're breathing again. Did you ever get to read it to him, or was he shaking his head at you too much? Teeheehee
1 person likes this
@weemam (13377)
29 Apr 07
No I never told him as he is a we bit of a prude and wouldnt appreciate it like me lol , He does know I am a wee bit mad though anyway , just a WEE bit xx
@mel_87 (859)
29 Apr 07
lol thats a good one really made me laugh.
1 person likes this
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
30 Apr 07
Thank you hon.
1 person likes this
• Philippines
28 Apr 07
this is really great. i love it. i hope you dont mind it if i copied this and forward it to my friend. their gonna laugh at this. lol!
1 person likes this
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
29 Apr 07
I don't mind at all hon. I hope they enjoyed it.
@mypchere (582)
• Indonesia
28 Apr 07
that is a great post from you, i really like this post good job from you
1 person likes this
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
29 Apr 07
Thank you so much for the compliment. I really appreciate it.