Dumb even for a blond

@raydene (9875)
United States
March 31, 2007 9:19pm CST
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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@gabs8513 (48803)
• United Kingdom
1 Apr 07
Oh my God please please tell me I will never get that bad I love my Car and surely I would not laugh if someone wrecked it Hugs
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
1 Apr 07
I admit it ...it's one of the funnier ones...I have a couple of friends that are blonde so they attract these jokes and I pass them to mylot friends.I still have tons..but I think I'm going to change it to redheads for a change!lol
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@mummymo (23709)
2 Apr 07
please don't start picking on me - I only went red to avoid the blonde jokes!!!!
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
2 Apr 07
Doesn't matter the color...We know you are blonde on the inside....Join the ditz party hon
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@kathy77 (7488)
• Australia
1 Apr 07
Oh another great blonde joke thank you for sharing these funny blonde jokes I am enjoying reading them all. Have a wonderful day/night and I am going to share these with family members
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Thanks Kathy...You are the best.
@mummymo (23709)
1 Apr 07
Think that's the best blonde joke I've ever read! lol
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@Michele21 (3095)
• United States
1 Apr 07
Okay that was actually funny!! I really laughed...good one!!!