Solution To Snoring Problem.
By sunshinelady
@sunshinelady (7609)
United States
April 4, 2007 6:29am CST
Snoring Problem
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you"?
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, the same thing happened. His hair was all standing up and his eyes were all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player. A man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened"?
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him goodnight. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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12 responses
@byfaithonly (10698)
• United States
4 Apr 07
Oh dear I am laughing so hard I'm crying. Funniest thing is I was reading this earnestly hopping for a solution to 'our problem'. The joke in our family for years has been we could never have my father, sister, and second son sleep in the same house because there would not be a wall standing in the morning - all 3 are the loudest snorers I've ever heard of.
My father has passed away so that will never happen but last year my youngest spent 4 days with my sister and when he came home he went straight to bed. When he woke up I asked why he was so tired figuring he and my brother-in-law had stayed up playing video games or something. Son said, "Mom I didn't sleep the whole time I was there, I though Shannon (his older brother who's in the service) was back home." My sister's snoring kept him awake.
@sunshinelady (7609)
• United States
5 Apr 07
My dear Faith---I always love your responses. This one had me in stitches. I do snore and that is why I appreciated this particular joke. Tobie, my husband, told me I snore loud enough that he has to turn the television up. Girl, you are special.
@sunshinelady (7609)
• United States
5 Apr 07
I love a good laugh and when I find a good one I like to post it here. I do believe that laughter is the best medicine. I will be posting this kind of stuff here whenever I run across a good one that I think you all will get a charge out of.
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
4 Apr 07
Funny.. the punch line was great...thanks
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@sunshinelady (7609)
• United States
5 Apr 07
I read the punch line and I had tears rolling down my cheek. I was laughing that hard. I figured you all would appreciate this.
@alen0224 (527)
• China
4 Apr 07
LOL! A very funny joke, thanks for sharing with us.
An Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said," Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
" What's it, child?"
The girl said," Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said," My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin- it's only a mistake."
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
4 Apr 07
yea I remember that joke. it is still funny. I can see it played out in my mind.
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@liveonlove (350)
• India
4 Apr 07
Nice story i like it.
Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time.
One day the operator summed-up the nerve to ask him why the regularity. "I'm foreman of the local sawmill," he explained. "Every day, I have to blow the whistle at noon, so I call you to get the exact time."
The operator giggled, "That's really funny," she said. "All this time, we've been setting our clock by your whistle.
@smileyDevil (271)
• India
4 Apr 07
That was a real good one.
guess i should start doing the same to my room partners who snore.
lemme try it...
mike
the lil smiley devil
@askguru (96)
• India
4 Apr 07
Sometimes when u see one of your family members or your friend snoring near,u feel that i should do something to stop this thing to happen.....Most of the people snor,because they have problem breathing from the nose,...
rather they breathe from their mouth....Well what u have mentioned was funny and cool...
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