Murpy's Lesser Known Laws
April 4, 2007 2:57pm CST
Another hilarious gem from my brother in law. Enjoy! 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day, drinking beer. 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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6 Apr 07
As with the major Murphy's laws there is complete sense and thought behind them, I think we find them funny, because other wise we would sit down and cry. Thanks Hope you don't mind I am going to copy and pass around to friends and family. I know they will enjoy as much as I do.
5 Apr 07
And , why is it when you are looking for something it is always found in the last place you look , Now tell me what silly person wrote that , When you find it you stop looking , are wall all so daft lol , me ? no I am really smart , PMSL xx
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4 Apr 07
LOL ROFL - Thanks I needed those! I am at work at the present. Having a Horrible day,swamped, tired, overworked, underpayed..... unappreciated... all that crap LOL and I thought I would take a few minutes to eat a salad and check mail etc. AND here you come with this delightful array of humor that made me giggle outloud! Thanks so much. I LOVE # 8 that is soooooooooooooooo me! I have the scars to prove it. LOL