Great Household Product JOKE : Tide and Hefty Bags - How handy!

@kbkbooks (7030)
Canada
April 5, 2007 4:38pm CST
Ok This is about Household products, but it IS a joke. Don't be calling the police on me please. My husband is alive and well and he does the laundry with generic detergent. I don't think Tide has ever been in this house!! I also know for sure we never use Hefty. However this joke was sent to me in email and I just had to share it. I know some of you don't have a sick sense of humor like me, but that's your problem. My husband and my sons and my dog all love me the way I am, twisted humor and all. Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. Grateful Housewife
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@jewel76 (2305)
• Canada
6 Apr 07
It's a good thing your wrote beforehand that it was a joke LOL Not bad, not bad..
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@kbkbooks (7030)
• Canada
6 Apr 07
Surely you wouldn't suspect innocen'lil'ol me....?
• United States
6 Apr 07
That was a really good one, thanks for shaing
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@kbkbooks (7030)
• Canada
6 Apr 07
I wonder if we should check this one out on snopes? What do you think? (grin)
@Michele21 (3094)
• United States
5 Apr 07
That is so funny!! Thanks for sharing it!! Don'y worry...I wouldn't tell if you really did write that letter =)
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@kbkbooks (7030)
• Canada
6 Apr 07
My husband is alive and well and not currently sporting any injuries other than cat scratches.
• United States
5 Apr 07
LMAO.... oh I know I few people I'd highly consider using these products for if it were only true!!!!
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@kbkbooks (7030)
• Canada
6 Apr 07
Tide and Hefty - I forgot to post this with the original entry, but I just though I would point out what these products look like. Some of you might want to go shopping for them in the future...ahem...
What evil lurks in the hearts of (wo)men. Only the Shadow knows!!