Why Men Are Just Happier People

@meme0907 (3481)
United States
April 5, 2007 7:07pm CST
This was sent to me as a forward email & I thought y'all would enjoy it too Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. This to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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@davis123 (507)
• United States
6 Apr 07
ha but some of that is true thanks for posting
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@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
13 Apr 07
thanks for adding to this discussion +'s 2 U :D
@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
6 Apr 07
hmmmmmmmmmmmm I can do most of this but using the outdoors for a urinal and wouldnt want to president lol
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@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
10 Apr 07
Hey LKo12 I dunno hilary is cutting it close so we may have a woman prez before we know it I just don't know how long the crazies will let her live & as for the peeing outside well lets just say summertime-shorts-side flip & drip dry LOL +'s 2 U
• United States
6 Apr 07
Man, did I see a lot of my hubby in that. It's almost rather scary, if you think about it. I wanna be a man. (Just joking.) Poor simple things. +++
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@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
10 Apr 07
Hey CDW |:D LOL thanks for adding to this discussion +'s 2 U :)
• United States
6 Apr 07
I love a good one and this is a GOOD ONE. I'm passing it on. I've worked my butt off today and needed a big smile. Thanks.
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@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
10 Apr 07
Hey SQ |:D You're Welcome So glad to hear I made you smile :) +'s 2 U