For $20 I'll Do Anything.......Funny!!

United States
April 6, 2007 8:39am CST
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said... "Clean my house."
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@winterose (39918)
• Canada
6 Apr 07
I love it, I would give him 20.00 to clean my house too.
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• United States
7 Apr 07
I would too! My house could really use it! I don't think Merry Maids would even touch my house!
@Michele21 (3094)
• United States
6 Apr 07
I am so sorry...I just posted this joke-right after you. I got it in an e-mail I wasn't trying to copy you I promise...so sorry!!!
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• United States
6 Apr 07
That's okay hon! These things happen!
@greengal (4286)
• United States
6 Apr 07
LOL!!! I had read something similar to this where a guy and girl meet but the girl doesn't like him that much, so when the time comes to leave she leans over and whispers in his ear...the guy expects to hear something else like "I love you" but instead she says "Pay the bill" ..hehe! ;o) I enjoyed this one, thanks for sharing this prince:)
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@tammyr (5955)
• Etowah, Tennessee
6 Apr 07
I would pay $20 just to do one room!! Thank you for the joke!
@villageanne (8554)
• United States
6 Apr 07
Priceless! It would take a month to clean mine and get it back into shape. LOL I have been so sick and I have been neglecting my home. It is a mess. I would gladly pay someone $20. to clean it. LOL Not really, I dont think I would. I dont like people doing my work for me but it was fun to think about it for a few minutes. Thanks for sharing with me. I enjoyed it. LOL
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