for all those who r married or getting married soon :)

@tamana (219)
Pakistan
April 6, 2007 3:08pm CST
~getting married is something like going wid frnds to a restaurant.u order wht u want then,when u see wht the other person has,u wish u have ordered that. ~ man:is there any way to live long? dr :yeah,get married man:will it help? dr :no,but thought of long life will never come ~why do couples hold hands during their wedding? its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before a fight begins!! ~wife:darling today is our anniversary,wht should we do? husband:let us stand in silence for two minutes. ~it's funny when people discuss love marriage or arranged. its just like asking someone,if sucide is better or being murdered. ~if u r married,plzzzzz ignore this message, for everyone else:happy independence day... ~man recives telegram:wife dead should be buried or cremated? man:dont take any chance,burn and then burry the ashes ~prospective husband:do u have a book called 'man,the master of women' sales girl:sir,the fiction department is on other side. ~fact of life:one women brings u in this world crying and the other ensures contiue u to do so for the rest of life..... ~Q:why law does not permit a man to marry a second woman? A:becoz as per law u can not be punished twice for the same offence.......... :):):):):):):):):)
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@ibsnet (1268)
• India
8 Jun 07
Nice joke. But marriage is necessary for healthy life for both man and woman. It is observed that Married people have less stress in life than the single one. Marriage is good. There should be something different in married life to make it interesting.
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• Pakistan
27 May 07
hahahahha,,,,,,yup it is a un neccessry burden on man and women both
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• India
21 May 07
haha, nice jokes i really enjoyed them, you are too funny Tamanna.
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@dj_faheem (738)
• Pakistan
12 Apr 07
hmmm good very lovely topic u start here now.......i enjoy it alot...........lolz :D