Now that is just nuts!

@mummymo (23709)
April 7, 2007 12:18pm CST
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady Answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."
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@weemam (13389)
7 Apr 07
you are not going to believe this but this story dis actually happen to me , when I was 16 I worked in the co-op and I used to go to the homes of old people and collect their grocery orders every week , and a man gave me nuts , I found out weeks later that it was the almonds from his sugared almonds , hey thanks pal that will make another discussion I can use if you dont mind , I still go Yuck thinking about it lol , he stayed in torbrex
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@mummymo (23709)
8 Apr 07
So much for torbrex being posh weemam! lol Do what you like sweety - you lnow I would never mind you doing anything! Tell hubby I'm not working today or going anywhere with David in the car so I won't be able to wave at him through the window! lol xxx
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@weemam (13389)
8 Apr 07
he wasn't there anyway lol we took mam and dad to perth xxxxx
@weemam (13389)
15 Apr 07
Thank you so much for the best respond palxx
@raydene (9875)
• United States
7 Apr 07
EWWWWWWWW.....eww..That is nice to let me read that while eating string beans with almonds!..lol...That last bite went down hard...lol xoxo
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@mummymo (23709)
8 Apr 07
The most important question is - who sucked the chocolate off of your almonds? lol xoxoxox
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
12 Apr 07
ewwwwww ewwww...I once let me daughter pop a piece od hot dog in my mouth and after swallowing my son gagged and told me she took it away from the dog...ewww
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@mummymo (23709)
12 Apr 07
laughed so much then I might actually be able to sleep now! xxxx
@fishwife (113)
7 Apr 07
oh mo..u are so sick..lol...we're coming round to annoy u tomorrow with the kids eggs...see you then honey.love you loads.xxx
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@mummymo (23709)
8 Apr 07
That's why you love me sweets - we are as twisted as each other! Thanks for the eggs - and specially for my favourites! xxxx
@fishwife (113)
8 Apr 07
yes but mind and hide them from david...i'm not taking the blame if you commit murder...hee hee.love u hun xxx
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12 Apr 07
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@mummymo (23709)
12 Apr 07
And most are highly appropriate I chuckle! xx
@wolfie34 (26881)
• United Kingdom
8 Apr 07
Ewwwwwww! Thanks for sharing I think, next time anyone is kind enough to offer me nuts I will kindly refuse! Made me laugh tho, I bet the poor driver had trouble driving after hearing that!
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@mummymo (23709)
9 Apr 07
I thought it was eeeuuuurrrgh but if you read weemams response about someone doing it with sugared almonds - that is even worse - lol! xxx
@gabs8513 (48803)
• United Kingdom
7 Apr 07
Oh that is so funny lol well I guess they didn't want to waste them lol
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@mummymo (23709)
8 Apr 07
The (almost) ultimate in recycling angel! Hope you are feeling a bit better - will speak to you soon honey! xxxx
@lols189 (4798)
8 Apr 07
ha ha that was a good one. thanks =)
@Lakota12 (42794)
• United States
8 Apr 07
lolololololol good one
• United States
7 Apr 07
Oh geez that was funny