The Painful Price Of Cleanliness

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After a recent injury in the shower (I had bent over to retrieve the soap and cracked my head on one of my wifes numerous shampoo bottles which sit on a ledge at the back of the shower) I got to thinking about all the ways we can get hurt in there from third degree burns from the scalding hot water, to stepping on broken glass from one of the shampoo bottles that fell to getting electrified trying to use an electric razor in the water.....then lets's not forget getting in and out of the bathtub, tripping over the edge, getting your toe stuck in the faucet or slipping on the beautifully polished tile floor in the bathroom. I have come up with a solution....I have saved all those little pieces of soap that are always stuck in the soap holder in the shower (you know the ones you try to mold together to make a full bar of soap)as well as the last remnants of stick deodorant and have fashioned a large blanket from all the pieces which I sleep on every night. I now wake up every morning smelling fantastic and have in one fell swoop cut out the possibility of a painful bathrooom injury. thanks for your patience if you made it to this point...a + rating for anyone who gets through this.