Drivers Test Answers In California!
By webeishere
@webeishere (36313)
United States
April 11, 2007 10:22am CST
Now this was too funny. I would really like to meet a few of these people in real life. I've heard some strange answers but a couple of these really tyake the cake. Enjoy & thanks in advance for any & all responses.
+-------------- Bizarre Driving Test Answers --------------+
Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the
road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-
way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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9 responses
@minnie_98214 (10557)
• United States
12 Apr 07
Whats wrong with smiling and waving if they are cute I do it all the time.
@webeishere (36313)
• United States
12 Apr 07
Yes but.....
How many accidents have you been in?
Wasn't one accident ya had in a PARKING LOT?
Hahahahaha! Teasing you girl.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM DADDY!!~
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@ricknkae (1721)
• United States
11 Apr 07
Oh my! ... yeah probably some were actually on "heavy spychedelics" when answering those questions!
Weird what some people cam answer
I love the one with the difeerence between a red flashing light and a yellow flashing light ... the color!!! that is so true ... LOL he is actually right ... in a way
Thanks for the good laugh!!!
and good day to you
@webeishere (36313)
• United States
11 Apr 07
Anytime buddy.
I love giving members the chance to laugh daily here on mylot.
Laughing is good for the heart, mind, and soul I was taught.
Have a great time here.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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@beaniefanatic13 (5076)
• Grand Junction, Colorado
12 Apr 07
Good Afternoon Grandpa Bob,
Thank you for the great laugh. Living here in California and watching the teen age drivers I can see how these answers came about. So many teenagers don't pay attention to all of their surroundings when driving. They also don't seem to do well with friends and radios in the car. To many distractions for them to concentrate on the importance of driving the vehicle.
I believe that a law just passed or is getting ready to pass that will do away with teenage drivers here. They won't be able to get a license until 18. I think in a lot of cases this is a great idea.
@sjohnson628 (3197)
• United States
15 Apr 07
OMGOSH! These are great answers! LOL! Maybe they were answered by a dumb blonde? LOL (no offense I am blonde myself)
~Sherry~ ('',)
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@vashstampede992000 (2560)
• Philippines
11 Apr 07
Hehehe yeah those are not bad jokes.
I liked it, thanks for sharing it with us here.
Cheers and have a nice day ahead from Francis.
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@vwlssknght (653)
• United States
11 Apr 07
That's amusing. I used to work for a driving school in southern California, so I can attest to the apparent craziness of some of the students. That's priceless.
@jennybianca (12912)
• Australia
12 Apr 07
All I can say is that I hope I don't meet any of these dumb drivers on the road.Hope they failed their driving test too.
It was clever of someone to record these ridiculous replies, funny though it seems to read it.
@someonesmom (5761)
• Canada
12 Apr 07
These were a lot of fun to read. My daughter will be sixteen in a couple of months, and plans on getting her license. I hope she takes the test much more seriously than the ones you've mentioned. Thanks for my 'goodnight smile' Grandpa Bob. Please keep posting these gems.
