This blonde is sizzling...hehhehe.

United States
April 12, 2007 10:42pm CST
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!" she exclaimed.
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@alen0224 (528)
• China
13 Apr 07
LOL! The same iron hurt both her ears. Good joke it is. Thanks for the funny joke and let me go on: Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Mike, "Vat sims to be ze problem?" Mike says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go "tick-tock-tick-tock" anymore. Now it just goes "tick...tick...tick." The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock. He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice... Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
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• United States
13 Apr 07
Hehhe, thanks my friend. Funny too.
@sigma77 (5385)
• United States
13 Apr 07
hahahahaha....that is a good one. Did you make this up?
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• United States
13 Apr 07
I'm not telling. :)
@lifetalk (681)
• Pakistan
17 Apr 07
That was really great! Here's another one: Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles." --------------------------------------------------------- And this is a blonde joke (no offence to blonds please :)) There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
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@aprilgrl (4460)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Oh my that's a big Ouch. Hope she learned her lesson.LOL this is a funny joke.
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@mamasan34 (6522)
• United States
13 Apr 07
That is too funny! I will have to use that one of these days...of course my memory is too bad, I probably would remember the punch line and not the joke...sometimes I wonder if I am not the blonde in this joke.
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@makingpots (11928)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Lol I have done similar things, and I am not even blonde. I remember one morning being in such a rush trying to get out the door when the phone rang and I picked up my brush and said "hello?" I have also been known to reach over and answer the phone when my alarm has gone off.
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@dfinster (3538)
• United States
13 Apr 07
LOL! That's really cute margie! There's nothing like a good blonde joke to start someones day. No offense blondes.
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• United States
13 Apr 07
Ha ha That was funny, thanks
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@applsofgld (2506)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Oh Margie, this is really cute!! Sizzling is defintely what she was.... Gee, I hope I never get that involved in my ironing. Great laugh, thanks I really needed it :)
@lifetalk (681)
• Pakistan
17 Apr 07
That was really great! Here's another one: Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles." --------------------------------------------------------- And this is a blonde joke (no offence to blonds please :)) There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
@lifetalk (681)
• Pakistan
17 Apr 07
sorry for posting the thing twice.. mylot was troubling me at the time.. :(
• India
20 Nov 07
funny lolz
@lifetalk (681)
• Pakistan
17 Apr 07
That was really great! Here's another one: Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles." --------------------------------------------------------- And this is a blonde joke (no offence to blonds please :)) There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”