is it excessive of me to have got through 10 phones in a year

in the past year i have had:
nokia 3250
samsung e900
motorola v3x
motorola krzr
samsung d900 x2
spv m600
spv m700
spv m3100
nokia 6300

what will be the next way to cool a processor

fans are struggling to keep up with the heat generated by quad cores, what do you think is the best way to keep your pc on ice?

liquid cooled?
nitrogen cooled?

mice gone dead

yesterday the strangest thing happened.

BOTH my laptop and desktop stopped recognising mice.
they both run vista home premium

i tried 4 mice in each one, and they failed to install...

lee evans - sweaty gimp or funny chimp?

i have mixed opinions about lee evans, he can be too loud and abbrasive, yet some of his humout is pure genius. opinion?

any other stand up artists that you would recommend.