**Editors' Note: We couldn't make this shit up.**Reply to: pers-75cz3-1085924688@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-03-21, 5:01PM PDTHere you have a 46 yo 300# fat balding man, that has bad teeth, a job that bearly pays the bills and is a paycheck away from being kick out of a rented place to live.. I also have a son, thats still under 18, and hes my little guy that keeps me going.. I would like to find a sugar woman, that would like to be there for me when I am bored.....