I don't know why I can't stop talking about this damn Earth Eternal game. Maybe it's the bizarre hopping mushroom thing in the top left of their webpage, or perhaps I am a closet furry, simply lying dormant until the technology to bioengineer me into a bunny person is developed. Whatever the case, the results are in for their Pick-A-Beast contest, and they're decidedly unsexy.

Frog-people, gecko-people, and boar-people now join the stable (hehe) of playable races in the...