The theme of "This Just Sounds Like The Pirates of the Caribbean Music But It's Different Enough To Keep Hans Zimmer's Attack Lawyers At Bay" plays as 16 famewhores row out to the Picton Castle, their pirate ship home for the next few weeks. They clamber aboard and are greeted by host Cameron Daddo, who is not as scorchingly hot as Phil Keoghan but he's still pretty tasty and his sexy Australian accent gives him an edge over Jeff Probst. He orders the pirates to haul a...