Why aren't our nation's researchers studying the vitally important "big shoes, big cock" hypothesis? It's an outrage! [WCS]
A wacko doctor at the Mayo Clinic Hospital in Phoenix couldn't stop himself from photographing a patient's penis—because it was tattooed with the words "Hot Rod"! Says the patient of his...
From the mailbag: "I saw Ian McKellen in Lear last night. I can confirm that, in addition to a truly inspired performance, he is still swinging some pipe. I hope that I'm still packing like that when...
The size queens over at Ripley's Believe It or Not have purchased a "12,000-year-old, 4 1/2-foot fossilized walrus penis"--reportedly the biggest ever found--for $9600 at a Beverly Hills auction. We...
"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry." [AFP]
Will New York's high rents result in a rash of penis incinerations? One analyst says yes. [Just Putting It Out There]