Warning: Do Not Put Lindsay Lohan In The Same Room With Paris Hilton Or Onions [Catfights]

While she hasn't been caught with coke pants or knives (yet), budding leggings designer Lindsay Lohan has been caught throwing two tantrums back to back. Whether or not the allegations are as suspect...

Kate Hudson On Katherine Heigl: 'Who Is She?' [Catfights]

With two superstar parents and a lifetime spent travelling in Hollywood circles, you'd think Kate Hudson would be pretty up on her brethren in the acting community (especially those actresses gracing...

Heavily Hyped Showdown Between Aniston and Jolie Fails To Materialize [Catfights]

Poor Jennifer Aniston. After mustering up the courage to show up to a pre-Oscars party where she was supposed to finally come face-to-face with her man-stealing rival Angelina Jolie, the rug got...

Report of Hilton-Lohan Grammys Catfight Does Surprisingly Little To Fill The Aching Void [Catfights]

Hey, we know what everyone could use right about now! A probably fake Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan catfight story, set at Timbaland's Grammys party, and ripped from the pages of a sundry British...

Cover of Today's 'Post' Proves Joe Biden Wrong [Nitpicking]

Remember when manly-man long-shot Dem candidate Joe Biden called Rudy Giuliani "the most under-qualified man since George W. Bush to seek the presidency"? The Delaware senator cattily continued:...