I was confident about the long layoff not being at all bad for the Rockies... but the layoff has been so long that now I'm starting to have second thoughts, and there is enough time left before Wednesday for third and fourth thoughts as well. Getting out of my controlled environment didn't work as well as I thought it would. The woman who cut my hair on Friday in Chicago had no idea who Troy Tulowitki was, can you imagine? It was also quite a nasty blow to my sense of self-importance that...