Cougars, Conrad, and Calories: Another Wince-Worthy Cosmopolitan Cover

Dear Cosmopolitan, Congratulations! Just when I think I couldn’t possibly be more ashamed of spending my cash on your latest issue, you manage to prove me wrong! You know, I see the guy at my...

GAD’s Laurie And Andrew Interview

I’m happy to announce I will be doing an interview with Laurie and Andrew of Greatest American Dog fame. I know they had a lot of  Dogster fans, so I thought it would be fun to do something a...

Why I Didn't Finish Reading October's Bazaar

I’m going to keep this brief and cranky. It’s never a good sign when I roll my eyes before I’ve even opened the magazine. Sure, the photo is novel and eye-catching, and Kirsten Dunst hasn’t appeared...

The Elle Words: Lindsay Lohan, Leggings, and Lesbian Chic

With the release of her new line of leggings, Lindsay Lohan is making the public relations rounds. Lacking a fresh stint in rehab or a spate of late-night carousing to dish about, the mags this month...

Glamour Undermines Its Under-the-Skin Message

The October edition of Glamour is all about age. You know, it’s the issue where they divide women into incredibly broad and stereotypical categories based on one small facet of our existence and then...