I admit it, I killed the Easter bunny, In March of '05. The little punk had it coming to him. Hopping around leaving eggs in my mothers yard and enough sugary candies to keep my girl wired for a month! I live in Florida, where its hot, we cant have eggs laying around the yard to go rotten. Thats just what I need in my back yard, stank rotten eggs and mosquitoes!
But seriously, my daughter and I were dressed in our Sunday best and on our way to church when I made the announcement...