Steroids give you hallucinations.
Steroids lead to excessive photon absorbtion, exposing you to harmful doses of ultraviolet radiation.
Steroids cause smog and odd-colored sunsets.
Steroids cause holes in the ozone layer.
Steroids are responsible for global warming and the melting of the Arctic ice cap.
Steroids cause hurricanes.
Steroids cause federal agencies to respond very slowly to natural disasters.
Steroids...