Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."The husband says, "WHAT??"The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive...