newVideoPlayer("conanartie_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night on Conan, Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange showed us exactly why he's become one of the most reliably effed up talk show guests to come down the pike in a long while. After making fun of previous guest Randy Jackson, Artie proceeded to explain why he's called in sick to the Stern show for the past few days. Here's a hint: he ran out of cocaine!Artie then launched into drug-fueled monologue that left Conan awkwardly trapped...