In its promos for tonight's penultimate episode of Survivor Micronesia, the announcer says, "We guarantee the most shocking Tribal Council ever." After last week's shocking Tribal Council and the ones before that, that's a pretty bold statement. What could possibly happen that'd be more shocking than what we've seen these past few weeks? I started thinking about it, and came up with these possibilities:Naive and innocent Erik tries to play his newly discovered morning wood as the immunity...