You know what? I like my Survivors out in the wild, eating bats and scratching bug bites. I don't need them clean, coiffed, or collagened. I like the men bare-chested and the women with pixilated bikini tops. I'm never a fan of these reunion shows -- I don't really want to know these people as people, even through Jeff Probst's control-freak filter. So to me, it's a bunch of blah-blah followed by some yadda-yadda, but I'll try to winnow it down to a few juicy tidbits!...