The presidential campaign is Hillary Rodham Clinton is no more.
Hooray!!! I?ve been waiting eight years to say that!
The nomination of Illinois Senator Barack Obama marks a major turning point not just in American history, but in the history of all mankind. Indeed, a striking aberration has appeared in the space-time continuum. Nothing can ever be taken for granted again. Reality as we know it has changed forever.
No doubt, all you readers out there are expecting me to...