American Idol 7's winner and runner-up will both produce records for the same label, as David Archuleta has signed a record deal--not with Muppet Records, surprisingly enough, but with Jive Records, the same label that signed winner David Cook.
In his fake press release quote, Archuleta said, "Signing a record contract with 19 Recordings/Jive Records is truly a dream come true. Being a fan of American Idol since season one and admiring the alumni, I am honored and humbled to...