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Big Brother 10: Episode 9 - Told Ya So

You know a season of Big Brother is going to suck when you have to start rooting for the people who used to hang out with all the people you used to like before they got booted. I mean, really - the...

Last Comic Standing - Final Performance (Episode 611)

Well, after a curiously shortened season, it's the penultimate episode of the least funny show of the summer. So, we're getting two more hours of television and about 15 minutes of comedy....

So You Think You Can Dance: Top 6 Perform (Episode 420)

In this week's penultimate episode, Katee and Joshua are reunited, and it feels so good. Cat makes her final argument in proving that she is the coolest reality show host on TV, and Hairspray...

Flipping Out: "Tapped Out" (Episode 207)

Poor Chloe (Ryan's daughter, who I'm convinced was conceived with his sperm, not adopted, because they have the same egg-shaped nogin).  With Jeff as her "uncle" she's on the...

Greatest American Dog - "Top Dog Model" (Episode 104)

So, since last week, my pooch Boo is now "friends" with the irrepresible Presley (if you're reading Travis, hi!) and last week's outed competitor Elvis via Dogster (it's sad...

Saving Grace - A Little Hometown Love (Episode 203)

You know, before I started watching this show, I was convinced that being an angel would be pretty boring. I mean, you live your life all good and proper, and when you die, what’s your reward?...

Eureka: Bad to the Drone (Episode 301)

Eureka - Carter  Welcome back to Eureka, the smartest little town in America.  What could possibly go wrong?  Well, everything.  We resume season three without a clear indication as to how much time...

I Survived A Japanese Game Show: Episode 6 - Pizza? What's A Pizza?

TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY! We're down to the final five here, and next week is apparently the two-hour season finale. Do we need two hours of this crap all in one sitting? OF COURSE WE DO! More...

Big Brother 10: Episode 8 - GRRRRRRR!!!

Alright, this is gonna be short. I have no idea why grown adults find the need to live their lives like they're still in high school, and I also have no idea why some of those very same people...

America's Got Talent - MySpace Auditions (Episode 307)

It's the last week of auditions, before the truly talented are whittled down in Las Vegas. This week, our hopefuls come to us from MySpace. Oh, good Lord. If anyone sings "Chocolate...