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| This week nanny Carrie sets her evil plan in motion to kidnap Jamie and kill Dan. But, will her plan work out?
We begin with Carrie digging a new grave, presumably for Dan, next to the grave site of... | |
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| Fat Gaby confronts Paris Hilton... I mean, Edie.If you’ll recall, at the end of last season, Desperate Housewives pulled a Lost. It picked its viewers up straight out of the ongoing storyline and... | |
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| Handler and Handled So Michael Clarke Duncan is holding Chuck by his angles and holding him parallel to the side of a building many stories up. And Chuck has something called “the Cipher,” which he... | |
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| I could probably hone this recap down to a couple of pithy phrases that would go something like this: "Jason's dick is an eggplant!" and "Eric is a hotass!" But if I did that,... | |
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| The family heads off to Spingfield's annual St. Patrick's Day parade. Bart thought it was cool that the river was colored green for the event and Mr. Burns said that his nuclear plant was... | |
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| Peter is throwing a costume party and Brian is dressed as Snoopy (by coloring his ears black.) Peter punches Brian in the stomach and says that you can't punch Snoopy in the stomach as hard as... | |
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| It's time for the pre-season finale of "I Love Money" featuring wacky clips we have never before seen - and the return of Mr. Boston! White Boy confesses that he's scared of... | |
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| If you haven't watched this incredible show yet, check out the archives here to catch up, as Showtime gave viewers a lenghty recap of last season before the loyal viewers (like myself) got to... | |
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| Well, it's that time of the year again. Right when it gets too cold to actually go outside and do anything anymore, the Amazing Race begins! HURRAY! Eleven teams of selfish, overly entitled... | |
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| Important Stats:Terrifying Dinosaur Count: 0 (Yay!) Anomalies: 1Dinosaurs With The Right Idea: 1 (Myfanwy 2)Deplorable Scenes That Could’ve Been Saved By A Half-Naked Stephen: 1Big Beastie: Giant... | |
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