i love my drug buddy

this is a warning to all of you! if for some reason someone comes to your door asking you to take part in some kind of survey about home allergens and the like, say no and calmly shut the door. my...

it’s my money and i need it now

sup, gaywads? hope everyone had a loverly weeks end. mine was just fine. nothing too exciting, just lots of sierra nevada and rogue dead guy. oddly enough, no hangovers like i reported later last...

bob ain’t light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over

morning, you assholes! more to come real soon, but in the mean time here are the truckers doing an in store @ ear xtacy in louisville, ky sometime in march, maybe the 9th. thanks to the man behind...

elevators smell different to midgets

this person…frightens me more than charles manson every could. in case you cant get enough, this person also does a killer hillary impression. You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view...

did i kill anyone?

hidy ho, peoples! happy sunday to all of you and really what better way to spend a sunday than by listening to charles manson’s one mind? i have listened to it a couple of times, and if you can...

he offered her an orgy in a many mirrored room

hey if you are in atlanta, mike doughty of soul coughing fame is playing at criminal this fine evening @ 7 pm. leonard cohen is one of my main dudes. although i havent really talked about him up...

note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass

dont have time for much today, for as this gets pushed out to the internets i will be most likely shopping for baby car seats or if i have any kind of luck enjoying a mid-afternoon beer. most likely...

girl dis aint no charter bus

bitch you ride the marta bus! thanks to tessa @ dafc for reminding about this lil gem courtesy of some fine upstanding young men from atlanta. You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this...

He offered her an orgy in a many mirrored room

hey if you are in atlanta, mike doughty of soul coughing fame is playing at criminal this fine evening @ 7 pm. leonard cohen is one of my main dudes. although i havent really talked about him up...

mama don’t like tattle-tales

hey there. whatcha wearin? word!? hope everyone had a splendid weeks end. mine was very short lived, but i gots 4 days off coming up starting on tuesday, but then work 10 days straight. oy! i would...