What is your favorite Michigan sucks insult or joke?

a young man gets a new job at a supermarket, and is met by the owner and handed a broom. "your first job is going to be to sweep the store." the young man replies proudly, "But i'm a graduate of the University of Michigan..." the owner says, "ooh i'm sorry, i didn't realize that. here, give me the broom, i'll show you how."

any joke bashing michigan is a good joke.........GO Bucks!!!!!!!

I don't know many Michigan sucks jokes, but I have to say I'm a fan of them ALL.

I grew up in Michigan and have vowed to never return.

Mooch

You know what you get when you drive through Columbus, OH really slow?
A degree!Do you know what happens when a student flunks out of UofM and transfers to OSU?
It raises the standards at both schools.
What's the only sign of relief after driving through Columbus, OH?
"Ann Arbor MI 191 Miles"You know what the best thing is about Ohio?
You can't smell it from where I'm at.
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says "Hey, wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6', 200lbs, and an Ohio State grad. The guy over there, he's 6'2", 225lbs, and he's an OSU grad. The guy next to him is 6'5", 250lbs, and he's a Buckeye as well. You sure you wanna tell that joke?"The guys says "Hell no, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"It was reported that the Ohio State coach Jim Tressel would only be dressing 40 players for the next game vs Michigan. The rest are going to have to dress themselves.
Did you hear that the library at Ohio State burned down? The football players were especially upset when they discovered that all five books burned down. It was even more painful when they realized they still hadn't colored two of the books.
What did the average OSU student get on his SAT? Drool.
How do you get an Ohio State graduate off of your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order?"Why is ice no longer available at OSU games? The senior who knew the recipe must have graduated.
A Buckeye football player was nearly killed in a horse riding incident. He'd been trampled by the out of control horse, and was at the brink of losing consciousness when the Walmart manager came to his rescue and unplugged the horse.
In a freak accident involving the Buckeyes mascot,a video camera, and a tube of KY jelly, Jim Tressel died and went to heaven. When he arrived, St. Peter was waiting for him. He began to show him around the neighborhood, and eventually reached his dwelling. It was a nice log cabin with an OSU flag out front. They continued walking and eventually reached a huge 3 story mansion with tons of UofM decor on the house and around the yard. Tressel became furious, and demanded to know what's going on. "How does Carr get a mansion when I get a log cabin?! The guy can't even lead his team to a bowl game victory for Christ's sake!" St. Peter shakes his head. "That's not Lloyd Carr's house, that's God's"Why do birds fly upside down over Columbus?
Because it ain't worth a crap.
Do you know how OSU gets headshots of all of their players that missed the team photo day?
They politely request it from the Ohio correctional system.
Do you know why OSU's choice of orange was the smartest choice in the school's history?
They can wear it to the game on Saturday, again for deer hunting on Sunday, and then right back to work on Monday picking up trash on the freeway.

You say Ohio State is a great university? I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

How do you get an OSU cheerleader out of a pool?
Throw in some soap.

Did you hear about the Buckeye who locked his keys in his car? He went into a panic because he couldn't get his family out.

Did you hear about the Buckeye who died drinking water?
Someone came in and slammed the toilet lid down.

A teacher in Columbus asked her class if they were rooting for Ohio State in the upcoming game against Michigan. All but one child raised their hand. The teacher was a bit surprised, so she asked the young student who he was rooting for if not Ohio State. The child said "MICHIGAN!". The teacher was now shocked, and demanded to know how the child could like Michigan instead of Ohio State. The child replied "Cuz my parents root for Michigan". The teacher asks "Do you copy everything your parents do?" The child says "well, yes". The teacher them demands "Well what if your parents were both idiots?" The child wisely answers "Well, then they'd be Ohio State fans."Hail to the victors! GO BLUE!

Do you have a copy of the picture of the boy giving michigan the finger. If so please send to dondinero@earthlink.net

Thanks dennis