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Those are great thanks for getting the day started with a smile.

LOL!! Thanks so much for posting this. I loved the old Hollywood Squares and the spontaneous answers given by the celebrities. I do not watch this show anymore - I stopped awhile back when I noticed it seemed to be scripted and became so very boring. I miss the old Hollywood Squares. I miss the way celebrities USE to be.. FUNNY!

Thanks again!

OK, deep breathe to stop laughing! But that last one really got me that I am still giggling. LOL

Oh! Those were good! I remember watching that old version and I really wish they would bring it back! That was always sure to make me laugh!!!
Can you imagine what Rosie O'Donnell would say? Wow! Every shot would be at Trump or Bush! LOL

Define Laws of Golf!
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to mukk a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).
LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.

i love it thanks i needed a laugh today !

That topic was winner. Although the point and laugh comment brought up some painful memories.

Great! These were the days when funny meant funny and jokes mean funny. I love fast on the spot one liners.

This was very funny! Point and laugh! That was great.
Thanks for the laugh ... I've been reading a lot of depressing posts so this was a great change of pace!

Those did make me laugh. Thank you. It was better when the answers were spontanious. Is Hollywood Squares even on tv anymore?

I hope GSN brings these classic episodes back to its schedule. I know there was a daytime and nighttime version and some of the tapes got erased, but about 3,000 tapes from the late-1960s and 1970s were found in a vault in Burbank. This would be a great complement to GSN's airing of "Match Game" from the '70s.