Do you use an egg timer??  |
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|  Morning Sex.....
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast.
He walks in and she turns and says, "You've
got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my luck
day. "
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her=
and then gives it his all right there on the kitchen
table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the
stove. ?
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that
all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
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1.  34momma (5913)
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5 years ago
| |  oh that is so funny and so something that i would do! thanks for the evening laughs.
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 easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | No problem Momma. I just have a hard time finding where my wife hides the timer. | | | |
| 34momma (5913)
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5 years ago
| | easy you are way to funny!!!! | | | |
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| 2. lightningMD (5644)
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5 years ago
| |  That was great,thanks for sharing it. It made me smile.
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| easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | Glad you enjoyed. Have a great day | | | |
| easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | PS re you really a MD?? | | | |
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| 3. tigerdragon (3165)
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5 years ago
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| easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | I dont know which is worse "I've got a headache tonight" or the egg timer is missing?? Glad you enjoyed. Have a great day. | | | |
| tigerdragon (3165)
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5 years ago
| | HOHOHO!have good one yourself, buddy. | | | |
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| 4. aweins (3750)
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5 years ago
| |  cool one friend.
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| easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've learned to buy egg timers with a minimum 20 minute timers. LOL | | | |
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| 5. laltu86 (1304)
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5 years ago
| |  can anyone tell me the addresses where the timers are down?
really hillarious, made me laugh out really loud..
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| easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | Boy you got me there. I buy only 20 minute timers. Glad you enjoyed. | | | |
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| 6. hersmart4ever (4461)
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5 years ago
| |  Egg timer? LOL. Very funny. I wonder why you are getting your jokes. They are worth a million dollar.
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| easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | Glad you enjoyed. A friend had told me I should be on the stage............ The next one left in five minutes. LOL | | | |
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| 7. slickcut (6058)
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5 years ago
| |  Thats funny easyliving.Don't say to much about the guy though,it is more like a put down.I have been down that road before and trust me those relationships aren,t happy ones.I know of two personal friends that ended those types of relationships.It takes more than five minutes to make most women happy.
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| easyliving (1541)
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5 years ago
| | Hey it could have been a two minute timer who knows?? LOL Have a great day,,, | | | |
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