Are you a coffee lover?

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Take time to smell the coffee. With enough coffee, anything is possible. Instant human. Just add coffee. All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person If it weren't for coffee, I'd have absolutely no personality whatsoever! Don't criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day. My blood type is Folgers. My blood type is Maxwell. My blood type is coffee. I love you a latte. You are the cream in my coffee. I drink coffee for your protection. Is it coffee yet? Some things in life are better rich. . . coffee, chocolate, men. I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter. Wake up and smell the coffee. Is there life before coffee? There is no life before coffee. There is life after coffee! Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee! Never stand between me and my coffee. I found my perfect man: Mr. Coffee. I won't be seen, 'til I get my caffeine. I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! No questions until I've had my second cup of coffee! On the eighth day God created coffee. Give me coffee and no one gets hurt. Where's my computer server? I need some coffee. My husband gives me lots of rings. . . coffee rings, soap rings, toilet rings. . . Hangover Breakfast -- Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs, aspirin, and our sympathy. There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break! Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. The four food groups: Coffee, Ice Cream, Beer, Pizza Retirement: World’s longest coffee break. Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. -- Abraham Lincoln Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. Moderately drunk, coffee removes vapours from the brain, occasioned by fumes of wine, or other strong liquors; eases pains in the head, prevents sour belchings, and provokes appetite. -- England's Happiness Improved (1699)