Dollar Store Smackdown! What is it With Big Gals And Spandex, Anyway?  

It's a good idea to get out of the way of ANY woman who takes off her earrings, as far as this guy is concerned! :) LOL!

if you like a good lagh you need to find a tyler perry movie they are hilarious he also wrote the movie diary of a mad black woman

Thanks for the tip, I'll take a gander at it when I go to the Library this weekend! :)

My pork shoulder gets rave reviews! :)
I separate the skin from the meat with a sharp knife, slide aromatics and orange zest under the skin... then I put baste it with honey and wine throughout the cooking process... pretty simple. You must keep it moist, because if you don't, it'll turn into a leather covered anvil! :)

Nothing will keep me from going shopping for a good bargain! :) I was back in there the next day... frozen whole apple pies and half chickens, were a buck each, I'd fight my way through 300 Lady Sumos to get a bargain! LOL! :)

Well I certainly wasn't gonna be the one to tell "em! LOL!

I like having all my Body Parts intact! LOL!

You look good anyway, Rock and Roll, Gal! :)

How's the career going? Gonna put a demo on You Tube someday?

Thanks for the compliment but my idea of wearing spandex is as a girdle under my clothes. My behind needs more covering than exaggerating... LOL!

I've got a couple of our songs up on the band's MySpace page if you'd like to take a look and listen. We're starting to do some more live recording so hopefully I'll have some new songs to put up soon. http://myspace.com/userfriendlybandrocks

The belly-shirted guys in cutoffs (mullets, too?) have got to be a Laff inspiring sight!

Some of these guy look like they are "Man Pregnant" with the beer guts and all, and most of them are twenty and thirty years younger than I am!!!

Curly mullets.

That has to be one heck of a sight! :)

How do you keep from laughing yourself to death? If you can imagine it, there are some neighborhoods here where the people dress like that proudly, and they still think it's the newest rage! LOL! :)

I see it so often that I can control it for a bit. I tend to stare in amazement though, like watching wildlife. As soon as the person leaves, I tend to lose it. Sometimes I have to write it down so I won't forget to tell someone else about it later.

I used to work at a gas station that had cheap tobacco and beer. You can imagine the customers that came in.

Your deportment and self-control are World Class! :)

Just yesterday, after I had just posted this discussion, I went down the block to the neighborhood vegetable and fruit stand and ran straight into a BSB, I kid you not! :)

It took everything I had to keep from howling out loud!

Funny thing is that most of the veggies and fruits cost about $1.00 per plastic bag, and she spent $35.00! That was either going to turn into one heck of a pot of soup, or the BLT from Hell! LOL!:)

Dear Friend,

In this town, it doesn't take much of anything to spark a smackdown... all you have to do is look at someone "the wrong way", whatever that means...

I guess there are some like that here too, but luckily not most. There may be unkind words spoken, but before anything physical happens, usually there has to be something a bit more drastic happening than that.

Dearest Sister,

I am sooooo glad that you got a Laff out of this! :)

My Peaceful Nature rejects violence, too, but I accept the fact that violence does exist, sometimes with devastatingly funny manifestations, to show people and governments that there is and must be, a better way! :)

Our dollars stores are creeping up in price, too!

That's why it's prudent too "Get stuff while the gettin's good! LOL!

By the way... I sell "Dollar Store" merchandise, from clothing to food at wholesale prices, to anyone who wants it! This is a great way to help big families and/or anyone who needs to buy stuff in lots...

Hugs and Squeezes, Sugarbee! :)

Hey, at least your "Chuckle ISP" is still functioning!

There are some people here at MyLot who would be headed for a breakdown from a "rough start" to their day! :)

"Laughter is the best medicine!" really works for me! :)

There are some astounding bargains in these places, for sure...

From cutlery to cookware, it's amazing, let alone the occasional "In-Store Entertainment"! LOL! :)

As I have observed in my years here on Earth, "It takes all kinds, but some take the cake!" LOL!:)