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myLot reputation of 85/100. Bombstick (521) 5 years ago

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth.


He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well".


The butcher looks inside and, behold, a ten dollar note. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.


The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.


The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button.


Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.


The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided.


Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on.


The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery.


Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.


Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house.


He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door.


He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it.


There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.


The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.


The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds:


"You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."


----Moral of the story----


You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the boss's expectations!! It's dog's life after all.........*


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1. myLot reputation of 95/100. vmks31 (7459)   5 years ago

Funny joke Thanks for sharing Its nice once in awhile to read a post that allows you to smile and laugh a littl Many post on this site are very heavy indeed and a diversion once in a while is welcomed Good Luck Have a Great day

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2. myLot reputation of 98/100. tdbrower1969 (1064)   ranked 6,598 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

That is a good story, too bad the dog got in trouble for forgetting his key, after all the work that he did! Ha!Ha! I really liked that story and wouldn't it be great if our pets were really this smart! I would never have to go to the grocery store again! LOL! Thanks for sharing!

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3. myLot reputation of 100/100. Sherry12 (1972)   ranked 129 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

You manage to find the best stories. I, always, enjoy reading them.

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4. phnx20 (25)   5 years ago

What a nice story and how very true for everyday life. Thanks for sharing.

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5. myLot reputation of 96/100. Lakota12 (23205)   ranked 180 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

LOLROFLHNK this one is good

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6. myLot reputation of 99/100. sumofalltears (2673)   ranked 560 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

LOL...now isn't that the truth. But I do find that you will fall short of the expectations of the ones who love you most. I don't think it is a meanness but more an incentive.

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7. myLot reputation of 97/100. toe_ster (606)   ranked 6,428 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

This is a funny sad story. I did not know whether tolaugh or feel bad. It would be cool if there rreally was a dog like that. I like the moral at the end. Nice.

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8. myLot reputation of 97/100. polachicago (8508)   ranked 105 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

ha, ha...why do you think I am self-employed?
It is so hard to meet other people expectations...

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9. myLot reputation of 96/100. subrecary (4884)   5 years ago

Wowww...thats a nice story I bet children love to hear that and read.It seem I watch that kind of movie about dogs.Thats dog was really good to do the man job.

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10. myLot reputation of 96/100. aprilgrl (3924)   ranked 6,370 out of 32,950 in life   5 years ago

A great story and thanks for sharing. You must be a writer.

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