It's that time of year again! The 2007 Mylot awards!

Thank you for having the kindness to answer

I'd vote for you, Alfie, for 3rd place in the changed avatar, changed lifestyle, changed religion, changed attitude (yeah, right) category.

No, I'm not gonna name #1 and #2 in this category. I'm sure you can figure those out. (grin)

Cheers rosie!

It's time to put my foot in mouth!

1...best newcomer..... Gardengirl

2...best responder....Killahclaire

3...Most sympathetic mylotter......mummymo

4...Most amusing mylotter......Transdisc

5...Most irritating mylotter.....alfieklondyke

6...most intelligent mylotter.....Andrenochrome/inked4life

7...least intelligent mylotter.....alfieklondyke


8...best individual post of the year........

And the big ones...


9...the most popular all round mylotter of 2007!jimbo45

10...your least favorite mylotter of 2007..... the one that deleted all my good discussions!

There are also honoury mentions for woodpigeon,calais, magic merlin and many more who constantly put up with my sh1t!

With all due respect, alfie, you're full of sh1t on numbers 4, 5, and 7. You belong in slot #4, and you most definately do not belong in 5 or 7. Not by a very long shot!

If I am the best responder then why am I sitting here with my 8 star?

I think it's because the Academy makes these selections. Those in the know.:)

My god,and I must have one,IO am absolotely honored.My keys are sticking now.Gee and claire is there to,double celebration,

Hey! that's my selection!!! FDuckin pick yer own!!!!!!

Thanks for the nod, Alfie! I am truly honored, and I would like to thank the Academy, and God, and my 1st grade teacher, and my bikini waxer, and............

Oh, I got a mention! I am going to be preening my little feathers all day long!

alfie...have you been drinking again? what the he!! am i doing in there?

I am full of sobrierty now, but was as drunk as a skunk when i thought of this.

But i hold with my nominations!

your votes are taken into account and you now lead every catagory!

well done!

COOL!!!!! I thought I would be.....

Great stuff!!!

What a difficult thing to put in writing!

Well done!

you would not remember as you were so drunk after scooping 4 awards!!!

Did you have to remind me! I have not had a drop since then as I was caught dancing naked on my keyboard.

I have the photos! they are nearly worn out!!!

OMG!! How much do you want for them AND the negatives??

Myspace has already outbid you!

But het! sit back and enjoy!! apparently they put music to it! Hammertime for you!

ok! give me a few hours! Im on holiday from friday night onwards! God help you all!

Yaay - I can't wait to hear what you come up with! lol Does that mean you will be here for longer? Well you do need something to do whilst you drink your vodka! xxx

hahahahehehe, mummymo! Your response is classic and it only supports the Award that Alfie gave you!! hehe

no, im away in sunny spain for a week, but i have kept back a discussion for my last night. Typically stupid Alfie, but i wager 48 hours max!

You will need to let me know when it gets deleted!!

Thanks trans - and thank you Alfie! lol

I will keep an eye on your discussion while you are gone Alfie and defend you to the hilt! lol If you are away on Friday night I won't see you for a fortnight probably - I go away the following Saturday to sunny Aviemore for a week! xxx

I go away next wednesday, but on holiday from saturday!!!

Well I won't have to miss you for so long then! lol I am in 2 minds whether to take the laptop with me but I will wait and see! xxxx

Fabulous response! I agree with all except 4) He's a d1ck!Do you know, if i get enough people brave enough to name the positive awards, i might just go for a final countdown!!!

Thanks for the special mention.

Have you seen the runner up discussion?

i get f*cking joint. f*ck you!

I definately agree with herrbaggs as most sympathetic. I was thinking the same thing, but knowing his modest attitude, I didn't want to make him uncomfortable. I know he'll blush when he reads this.

I know one Blue that definately is not least intelligent, and I'm so glad you clarified that your nomination is a he, not a she.

Best Post for me is the picture of a savior on the canine. I'm so glad that I saved that one for posterity.:)

Claire,I just couldnt seperate the three of you,I would have nominated myself,but 4 is a crowd.

3 is a f*cking crowd.

Alfie don't count me in his nomination. I don't want f*cking joint!

I had a new award,the mylotter we would want to shag the most.Trust me,that would be a good one.

MyLotter who has totally f*cked up their chances of shagging me= Jimbo45

lol

Mylotter who is now pissed off seen as he never thought he had a chance anyway,and turns out he might have been wrong,if only in his dreams=Jimbo45

Im just confused to someone who does not want to have a joint?

Me to,but what about my awards selections

Who doesn't want a joint? I'll take it!

Another excellent selection of candidates! I like your nomination for most popular mylotter!

click on your name, click edit profile, click edit somewhere over in the right and there you go.

Award for someone who speaks totally off subjecy arrgophil

Good one Claire,I pmpl when I saw that,lol
Mind you,the user has got a point,or maybe I am just dumb,but I f***** up my profile yesterday.

thanks, you are very gracious. I asked about the homepage.

jimbo, am I able to change the homepage?

Oh the homepage as opposed to your profile? I dont think that is posssible.

Ask Alfie,its his post,and as for the home page question,like I said,I am hopeless with these things,and ive been here for months.Sorry

I misread that as "Is the vomitting limited to these 10 catagories?" Oops!

make your own catagory, i missed out sexiest male and female.

Nominate as many as you want for each award.