i can offer you something better than a best response!  

Lovely lovely lovely bribe
but If you are thinking that I am responding you only because I want your bribe then you are wrong. I just replied you because I want to make you happy that I am not your friend and still I am responding to you. Infact I respond to my friends as well as other people's also because I want to make my friendcirlce bigger bigger and bigger..... and that can be done only by making response to only those people who are not my friend.

Basically alfie, the Putlitzer prize is quite alright for my eleborate writing here at my lot and it is an honor to accept it. But m u s t it be Nixon? You know, if I recall it right there was this saying way back when "would you buy a used car from that man?" and Watergate did give America a bad name. I know things have not changed much but as I am not of the American nation could maybe somebody else hand this prize over to me? I would accept it from the Queen, for instance, Prince William would be alright, too.

President Nixon? No offense but isn't he like....dead? Anyways, I know how you feel about not getting responses. Understand I am not responding because of the "bribe", I am however responding to let you know I understand. I don't have many friends on here becuase when people invite me to be their friend I go to their page and their comment box is full of spam. I just shake my head and think, "No thank you, I don't believe I want any spam today."

I'll pass thank you, not interested in Nixon whoever that is. Why not a homeless bum and it will make them feel like that have some direction in life.

I dont need any prize from you just replying to you that never get upset try to be positive and enjoy life with mylot.

Lol.That would be a trick to have Nixon award it.Lol

The tandoori masala I recently ate has now started to rumble in my guts,
when I go to the toilet to evacuate my bowels,I expect the pattern on the side of the pan to be worthy of one of those arty farty prizes,pun intended.
Worse still,I had chocolate mousse to.
Nixons,I bought a calculator watch there,

hey did you not hear we donthave him to kick around any more he is stayeng at the big watergate hotel in the sky these days

Ermmm...I'm your friend. So does this mean I have to bribe YOU in order to get a Pulitzer? If I do, could you send it via Mojo Nixon? Thanks muchly!

Hey Alfie,you can keep the prize! I would respond to you whether you were offering somethin or not. LOL :)