Have You Ever Stabbed Your Brain Through Your Nose with a Drinking Straw?

Ummmmm...no. I don't think I have ever done this. But, I have miscalculated where the straw was before and had it stab me in the gum or the roof of my mouth. I don't think that's as painful as stabbing my brain, but it wasn't fun.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I have never done that~! what the heck were you drinking?! I am thinking there was vodka in the cup and it was not your first one:)

I have never poked a eye with one, but i did feel like i had made a new nostril from the inside of my upper lip once. I'm not sure exactly what i did, but i think it had something to do with forgetting to hold my head up. No one saw it, i just held my face for awhile and hoped no one would notice my discomfort.

I have had straws up my nose though, one in each nostril, it was not an accident though.

Sorry to hear that...that never happend to me, the closest i got is when i'm sometimes drinking in a different cup than the one i regularly use and if it's higher i miscalculate and hit my lip when i'm gonna drink D:
Also when i try to drink with a straw without looking i often FAIL and hit my upper lip or side of lip, or find that the straw has moved, because it floats around.
None saw this when it happend:P it'd have been pretty hilarious/embarassing, but i'm a little more self aware when im around people so i dunno if it'd happen:)

Eight months ago lol. I wonder if I've already answered this under "cremechese."

Well I don't remember stabbing my brain but I'm sure I've put my eye out lots. Especially when wearing contact lenses and not glasses. At least glasses can help a bit with eyeball protection. I've also snorted bubbly drinks up my snout and into my sinuses and that hurts.