Christmas is just around the corner!  |
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|  This goes out to all my friends on my list. This is a reminder that Christmas is just around the corner and i do not want a cheap present so this should remind you to start saving now.
Anyone not on my friends list can still get me a decent present, i will forward address details if i think the present is worth it.
Please choose from the following gift list.
silk kingsize bed sheets
Harley Davidson motorcycle
a lock of Britney spiers pubic hair (should not be to hard to get)
Ben Stiller to be funny(that's a tough one)
George Bush to stop looking like a fart in a trance
ownership of a small south american country
a 19 year old Thai virgin
a new wallet
Mnay thanks in advance.
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1.  Inky261 (2051)
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5 years ago
| |  After yesterday`s incident in the elevator I was considering to give you the cork out of an antique bottle of sherry which you then could use as a plug for your ..... should such an emergency situation arise again. It could be useful and it would save your wife embarrassment.
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 alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | and if the cork was to ricochet round a crowded elevator how many eyes could be blinded as well as nostrils insulted?
No, just get me the thai virgin instead. | | | |
| Inky261 (2051)
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5 years ago
| | Thai virgin? I have a Kawasaki Ninja in my garage. But as you want a Harley, sorry, no deal to be made. | | | |
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| 2. mummymo (11642)
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5 years ago
| |  MM there are a few good suggestions there honey! I was thinking along the lines og getting you some more corks - as I take it you still have the seepage problem? Either that or a bike seat! lol xxx
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| mummymo (11642)
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5 years ago
| | Ok then a bike seat it is! Are you perfectly sure this won't spoil your fun too much? xxx | | | |
| alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | im quite sure it will increase the pleasure! | | | |
| mummymo (11642)
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5 years ago
| | The mind boggles honey! lol xx | | | |
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| 3. teison2 (4776)
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5 years ago
| |  Dear friend,
I hope you had a nice vacation
This list has made me a bit upset and worried.
I think it goes without saying that I have most of my Christmas shopping done by now.
This is one of the things that I do not want to be taken lightly. Your gift has been ready for quite a while now.
I have the utmost respect for your list, but still wonder:
will you accept nothing that is not on the list?
Best wishes,
teison2
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| alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | If it is what i think it is i will most certainly accept presents outside of the list! | | | |
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| 4. tmlnmr (653)
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5 years ago
| |  Well sweetie we have a Harley dealer close by so what color do ya want? Any special decals or anything? You will need to send us your size to so we can get the jacket to match! ;)
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| alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | black with chrome.
i want the jacket Marlon Brando wore in 'the wild ones.'
And it must be that jacket, not a copy!!!
Thank you and merry crimbo! | | | |
| tmlnmr (653)
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5 years ago
| | Hey no sweat! I will have it when you get here for me b.day! I will put in the order on Tuesday. I may just have to get me one of them to! :) | | | |
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5.  stmech0 (1384)
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5 years ago
| |  You're a bit premature are'nt you? We don't don the orphan's rags and start rattling the collection boxes until August in England.
I think I might be able to oblige you with a lock of Britney Speer's pubic hair,
you could use it as a wig for yor bald monkey.
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| alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | i think you'll find my monkey already has a strand caught under his 4skin. | | | |
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| 6. 4MYGIRLS (5062)
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5 years ago
| |  well you aren't asking for much this yr are you. i could get you the pubic hair. not sure why you would want that, but okay. although the wallet would probably be cheaper. my sister in laws boyfriend works for harley so maybe i could get the sheets at a discounted price. i still have time to decide.
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| 7. jimbo45 (9380)
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5 years ago
| |  The 19 year old Thai virgin,This young Thai guy I know asked if you were cute,I told him you were,he is up for it.
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| alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | you can tell the thai im tied up, no lady boys for me!!
all this "fukyfuky $5 dawla!" was too good to be true! | | | |
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8.  revdauphinee (4113)
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5 years ago
| |  your cat told my cat i should buy you a new butt cause your old one stinks LOL
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| alfieklondyke (1049)
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5 years ago
| | that cat of mine sure has a trailertrash mouth on it!
But rev, this confirms that he hangs out with your cat and i think my cat is easily lead!
love your poem, to tired to respond just now, will think about that one! | | | |
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| 9. liperoterachel (10130)
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5 years ago
| |  lol, All I want is a million dollars!
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