A special kind of fan  

One day this woman was reading in the paper about her favorite musical artist was coming to play in her town. B B King had a few concerts planned in the same state she resided in. She bought tickets, along with a back stage pass to one of the venues.
Summoning up some courage, she went to a tattoo parlor to have Mr. King's name imprinted on her butt. B on one cheek, and B on the other. She arrived at the concert, and cheered on each song as it played. After the show was over she went backstage to meet the man and his music.
"I am such a big fan, I have a surprise for you." The lady said as she began to hike up her dress.
"Enlighten me" B.B. smiled as she bent over
"What do you think of my surprise?" She waved her bare fanny at him
"That's all good and fine." He answered. "But who's Bob?"