BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF  | | BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
COFFE E, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH...
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME...YOU WILL NOT WIN.
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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| | | | | | | | 1. tentwo67 (2451) | 4 years ago | These are funny but also so true. I especially like the quote about how no one ever asked a man how he balanced work and family life!
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twmoores (503) | 4 years ago | I really liked this one.
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twmoores (503) | 4 years ago | I really liked this one.
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