Hymn #365  |
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|  A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River"
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1.  34momma (5912)
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5 years ago
| |  that is funny! i too love that song and with all that good booze down at the river, i got my barrel and i am on my way
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 blkcat1 (3106)
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5 years ago
| | "LMAO" Girl you're crazy, I might be a little late getting there, these "two" barrals are heavy | | | |
| 34momma (5912)
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5 years ago
| | well you better hurry up, cause when there is free booze a sista don't wait for no one!! | | | |
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2.  sexymuma (457)
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5 years ago
| |  yes i agree that is very funny in deed,i am sure that there are quite a few people that would like to gather at that river. lol xx
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| 3. nrnotrare (417)
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5 years ago
| |  Hello blkcat1....
If you haven't seen the do's and don'ts list lately you might want to get a look at it......jokes are now on the don'ts list. When found by the moderators yours will be removed and your earnings will be reduced.
Click on the word "mylot" at the top right of any mylot page to find the d&d list.
It's difficult enough to earn much here without posting things that will be removed.
Tom
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| blkcat1 (3106)
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5 years ago
| | OH WOW! I forgot about that. SORRY MYLOT! Thanks tom... | | | |
| nrnotrare (417)
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5 years ago
| | Hello blkcat1....
You're welcome.
Tom | | | |
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| 4. billionaire5 (845)
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5 years ago
| |  Now they are really going to have a party at this river. This was funny thanks for the laugh I will have to return the favor. I will find something funny for you.
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| 5. sunshine4 (6293)
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5 years ago
| |  cute one! I would have a good time at that river too.
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